 | Why does a seagull fly over the sea and not the bay? Because if it
flew over the bay it would be called a bagel. |
| The old couple had just finished celebrating their 60th anniversary,
and the wife says, "Harry, I need to tell you something. I think
you know how much I loved you all these years..." "Yes
dear," said Harry, "I certainly do." "But,"
she continued, "I must confess. I've cheated on you, and more
than once. Every time I cheated on you, I put an ear of corn under our
bed." Harry gets up, and looks under the bed, where he finds 3
ears of corn and a huge pile of money, several thousand dollars.
"Well dear," he says, "there are only 3 ears of corn
under here, that's not so bad for 60 years. What's all this money
for?" "Well," she says, "every time I got a dozen
ears I'd sell 'em for a buck." |
| This guy always left out early every morning to go trout fishing on
the lake he lived next to, and every afternoon he would return with a
limit of some huge trout. The word got around especially when no one
else was catching squat ! The local game warden caught wind of this
and arrived down at the the boat ramp precisely at the time this guy
was pulling in. Well now are the great angler I have heard so much
about ! I guess replied the fisherman. How did you do today asked the
warden? The angler replied another limit ! The warden replied How the
hell do you do it what kind of lures or bate are you using ? The
angler said I don't want to give my secret away in front of all of
these people, but meet me here in the morning 6:00a.m. sharp and we
will go! The next morning came and the warden was at the boat ramp at
5:45a.m. sharp. Moments later here came the fisherman,good morning the
warden said the angler replied morning, READY? the warden sat in the
boat Ready! off they went. after they reached the other side of the
lake and tossed the anchor or the warden frantically was going through
his tackle box holding up one lure at a time showing the fisherman is
this one o.k.? after the warden showed a dozen or more lures the
fisherman reached into his tackle box and pulled two sticks of
dynamite out lighting them both. the warden turned around just in time
to see the fisherman tossing one over board. The warden said WHAT THE
HELL ARE YOU DOING? THATS ILLEGAL ! the fisherman handed the warden
the second stick of dynamite AND SAID ARE YOU GOING TO TALK OR FISH? |
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